lukewarm cereal

first tongue ring pic. lovin it, obvs.

professor: How do we make the ocean saltier?
Me: evaporation
professor: anyone? we cant add water to it..
me: evaporation
professor: if we cant add water to it, how would we increase the salinity concentration
me: evaporation
professor: anyone? anyone?
me: evaporation
Kid in back: Oh, evaporation!
professor: exactly!
 fuck you, bro.

Whose good at math and wants to be my tumblr tutor? In exchange for sexual favors of course.

So I started class yesterday, I was halfway through math lecture, and then I had this thought.

My life exactly right now